Yo Bob and Buster own a lovely piece of property up Deep Creek. I say that Yo Bob and Buster own it because I am not much of a fan of the great outdoors or of sitting in the dirt, or eating food with bugs in it or of peeing in the woods. I am more of a stay at home-close to my own couch, close to my own potty, close to my own fridge kind of a gal.
Buster keeps trying to lure me up to Deep Creek with promises of cook outs, fire pits, and fun. I think I have finally figured out the true reason why he is trying to get me up there:
He wants to use me as bear food!!
Now that I know that the that fella is up there poking around, I'll stay down here and enjoy the chickens and the bees!
Nice try Buster!
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Am I blind or what? I can't see a bear.........
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