Since all of our money now goes towards chicken feed and bee keeper outfits, we have had to take drastic measures by slashing our yard budget. Effective immediately, the following yard budget cuts have been made:
We have had to hire cheap manual labor to help move pipe while we re-lay the sprinklers in the back yard.
And there goes the cheap help running off with the new sprinkler pipe......
We have had to get discounted garden gnomes and come to find out they talk back