Since all of our money now goes towards chicken feed and bee keeper outfits, we have had to take drastic measures by slashing our yard budget. Effective immediately, the following yard budget cuts have been made:
We have had to hire cheap manual labor to help move pipe while we re-lay the sprinklers in the back yard.
And there goes the cheap help running off with the new sprinkler pipe......
We have had to get discounted garden gnomes and come to find out they talk back
And the lame tigers we got for the petting zoo just aren't as vicious as we had hoped for
And if that wasn't enough --- the hired help that ran off with our sprinkler pipe is now using it as a chew toy.
Times are tough all over.
5 comments:
You are hilarious !
Tim's mom must take after him :)
or visa versa........
Looks like they are both crazy :)
You are so funny! Thanks for giving me your blog address. Now we can be blog friends and audit friends! Careful what you post on here because I'm watching ;)
Your garden gnome is a little big but really a nice addition to your yard.
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