Note to self:
This is how NOT to save ten bucks at the beauty shop.
Next time Tim needs a trim before departing on a fishing trip sending him over to Dianes. You are not--I repeat--NOT qualified to run a pair of clippers. This is what happens if you attempt to run a shaver without first obtaining the proper technical training.
(Is it just me or does it look like he's about to back hand me? He better watch it or I'll run them clippers over his hairy knuckles!)