Monday, July 21, 2008


Wild Cow Milking
Ogden City Fire vs. South Ogden Fire vs. Riverdale Fire
a small hurd of angry, wild, girl cows who need milking

Timmy sizing up his team mate "Chugg the MilkMaster"

Deep cleansing breath---Get into the zone
And they're off!!

I'll let you come up with your own captions for these pictures. They are little hard for me to look at. First of all, Tim took a cow head to the leg and I thought we were going to have to take a trip to the first aid station. And second of all, I don't like to see those poor cows get all roughed up. I'm no card carrying member of PETA--it's just that wrangling and milking all in one arena just doesn't appeal to me.

And the winner is........
golf clap, golf clap

In your face South Ogden and Riverdale Fire. These boys got mad milkin' skillz!

Tim's fan club, the Mini Moo's, holding the coveted silver milk bucket trophy (Hey Chaston-I dare you to stick your head in that bucket and smell it--I'll give you a dollar!).

Ogden City Mayor Matt Godfrey congratulating Tim for "representin" O-town cowboy style (don't be hatin'). can stop staring at that picture now.

Yes, that is an un-doctored photo.

Yes, that is their true life sizes.

Yes, Tim is that big.

Yes, the Mayor is that little.

Go ahead---start making jokes--you know you wanna.

Here---let me help get you started: Look at the size of Aaron's head. Look at the size of Mayor G's go crazy with it!


* said...

Go Timmy !!!

The Rasmussen's said...

Your are so funny. I love reading your blog, it makes me laugh. I can't believe how little the mayor looks.

Anonymous said...

Oh my hell Stace- That one made me laugh out loud. He should have stepped on him and squished him.